Sunday, July 3, 2016

Who needs God? This man explains the origin of the universe!






In just 1 hour, Professor Jim Al-Khalili, in BBC's 'The Beginning of the Universe', explains how it all began: fantastic! I've been waiting for a definitive answer for ages. Here goes!



2.00 minutes in: 

"Where does it all come from?...The answers to such a simple question could only be attempted by religion...in the 20th century, science built a coherent and persuasive creation story of its own".

[GREAT! SCIENCE WILL EXPLAIN IT ALL]



49.00 minutes in:

"...there are still very big questions to be resolved about the beginning of the universe like where did all the matter itself come from?" 


[HANG ON - YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE EXPLAINING THAT!]



"...and the question of a universe from nothing at that point was unanswered: "how do you get something from nothing?"


[OH DEAR - THIS DOESN'T LOOK GOOD]



"the answers to these questions lie further back...within the very first second of its existence...at CERN...the largest particle accelerator in the world...the large Hadron Collider"



[FANTASTIC! PHEW - $13BILLON - NOW WE'LL GET THE ANSWER FOR SURE!]



59.00 minutes in, after his visit to CERN:

"while we don't yet know how matter sprung into existence...we're making the first tentative steps towards that discovery...it's not bad...one millionth a second after the big bang itself. How the particles that make up matter itself condensed out of a fog of energy...this is the realm of abstract theory and speculation."


[I DON'T CARE ABOUT 1 SECOND AFTER! FOR
 #@*$ SAKE! "THE BEGINNING OF THE UNIVERSE"? YOU SWORE YOU'D EXPLAIN THAT: THE TITLE PROMISED IT! YOU'VE WASTED AN HOUR OF MY LIFE!!!]

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